De Hydrated Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Put the "D" in hydrated.

Made from high-grade stainless steel, this water bottle is the perfect addition to your unproductive daily routine. This bottle is leak-proof, so you can drop it and it will still take out your big toe. Drinks will stay at the perfect temperature while you leave this in your car or the nail salon for 6 weeks (not really).

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape, like your body.
• Odorless and leak-proof cap (no one will smell the booze)
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.